Mastic Hottness

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.

"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"

by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009

Hostess

The hot bitch at the front of a restaurant that asks you how many people in your party?

Hey Jessica can you come in and hostess tonight??

by Manager 1012 January 8, 2020

Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.

"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

hostess with the mostest

A most dedicated hostess willing to please everyone.
Also- the most groovy put out chick...

This is a groovy party and you are the hostess with the mostest.

by Avior April 10, 2005

hostess

THe maker of all those obesity-inducing jellofied 'snack cakes' that everyone gives America shit for.

When I went to Spain all the kids yelled at me to go eat some Hostess Cream Cakes and bomb a country.

by Angelacia July 19, 2007

highway hostess

Another name for truckstop prositutes along the highway.

Where are all the highway hostess' at this TA?

by space ghost August 3, 2006

Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

by JessLewis March 17, 2009