Hotpocket

When you nut in your girls mouth and tell her to swallow

You:Yo, you want a hotpocket?
Girl:sure I guess

by Jackamow0001 May 17, 2022

Hotpocket

When you stick your cold feet between your partners ass cheeks

I gave my girlfriend a hotpocket and she got pissed

by Mopar72893 April 26, 2022

Hotpocket

Shit in a bag. Have sex with a lady. After sex, slap her in the face with the bag of poop.

Girl 1:"Hey, Why did you and Jeremy break up?"
Girl 2:"We were having sex, then after, instead of snuggling, he hotpocketed me."

by Catie Blalock January 3, 2008

Hotpocket

An expandable pocket-size solar power microwave.

He owned a Hotpocket, with which he could successfully cook his microwave pizza without venturing to a domestic location.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

Hotpocket

When one proceeds to make a hot pocket... fuck it... cum inside and then eat the hot pocket

Guys i just did a hotpocket and it was fuckin amazing.

by Hotpockets-r-us September 28, 2009

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020