hospitabilize

To take someone in and be hospitable to them, usually against their will. The reverse of overstaying your welcome, when you just want to pop in but then you have to sit down and catch up and everything else.

Bro: Where you bin dude?

Dude: I just went to drop the camera off at Ted's but he was home and he made me come in and have a cup of tea and then he talked at me for hours, I couldn't get away.

Bro: Dude, sounds like you got hospitabilized!

by GWMcL October 7, 2010

hospitalitarian

Professionals who can handle people like the gentleman above with charisma and grace.

"Is there anything else I can get for you, Edward S.?," the hospitalitarian replied.

by bebobjones April 23, 2009

hospitality food

"food" that causes extreme gastro-intestinal distress... this food can be found at Johnson & Wales University, which ironically is a culinary school.

Dude, i ate hospitality food for lunch, then i had the shits an hour later!

by trixie25 October 5, 2005

hospitality vibrator

A vibrator specifically purchased for the use of guests. Mine, currently, is a plug-in wand type of model.

If he doesn't have a hospitality vibrator in his house, he can't fuck.

by River Ratty May 13, 2021

new york hospitality

When someone offers you a neon gravity chair and tent to sleep in instead of inviting you into their home.

That Meghan girl sure is sweet besides the unwanted gift she gave me.... she sure showed me some New York hospitality when I needed I place to stay.

by The voice guy April 16, 2019

Southern Hospitality

to invite one into your home, learn all you can about that person, then try your hardest to destroy that person because you're so unhappy with yourself and your own life that it's all you can do to make yourself momentarily happy.

Woman: You should come over to our house after service for some good old fashioned southern hospitality!
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...

by anonymous987357 December 6, 2011

hippie hospitality

The act of showing a general, warmth, or friendliness to ideas considered to be part of the hippie counter cultural movement,; usually pertaining to the act of sharing and or providing support to the use of drugs.

I went over to Jim's house he had already rolled a dozen joints and offered one to everyone, whilst his mother baked munchies for the party. That is true hippie hospitality man!

Sally was having a difficult trip so Jim showing his hippie hospitality sat with her and comforted her the entire night reassuring her that she would be alright.

by That_Dirty_Hippie February 8, 2012