Fairfield Hills Hospital

Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'

Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital

John: Yeah, lets go..

Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place

by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

mexican hospital

A bathtub filled with ice.

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.

by Bitch Puddin' April 26, 2011

Hospitility

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.

If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.

by Server Memes January 6, 2016

hospital

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!

by WelkinRing February 8, 2012

Hospital fast

"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.

Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!

by swallnuts October 10, 2010

Rogers Memorial Hospital

Great for a 6 month long stay. Provides small beds, no closet space, terrible water pressure, room locks included, 1/2 bath, and 13 other roommates. People come from miles to enjoy many actives such as CBT, Mall Publix, and experimental therapy actives that will make you want to code yellow. So come on down, to CAC North (cause West low key sucks) and enjoy your stay.

Person 1 : hey have you ever been to summer camp?
Person 2 : well...have you heard of Rogers Memorial Hospital, located in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin?

by Moose2020 August 13, 2019

Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 17, 2011