Feral housewife 

One who cooks better than your mother, maintains her family and home , shoots guns, drinks beer and/or liquor like a man, doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and she’ll bust a bitch right in the snot box if she lets her shotgun gun mouth override her BB ass. She refuses to listen to the words can’t, won’t, don’t, stop. If you say those words to her than chances are she will do it and take photos.

That woman is a feral housewife. Don’t go over there messing with her or her kids because she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk a dry.

Feral housewife by EF around and find out June 6, 2022

Runescape housewife 

when a lazy no good housewife takes up runescape, becomes real good or addicted and neglects her family,health,and life.

omg look at pam over their. her ass looks like a shelf and shes divorced. she must be a Runescape housewife!!

Runescape housewife by truthtellerr July 28, 2009

The Real Housewives of New Jersey 

A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.

Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode

Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?

Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010

Horsebite

Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard

Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight

Horsebite by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008

horsefeathers 

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

horsefeathers by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

Housewife Porn

A typical harlequin romance novel...the type with a picture of a beefy looking guy wearing an unbuttoned and/or ripped shirt on the cover.

"You're reading Blaze? That's housewife porn!"

Housewife Porn by Shazaaaam December 25, 2008

Housewife 

A woman who knows that there's no shame in being stay at home wife . A woman who knows how to make a home feel like a home, a place always you can return to which necessary doesn't mean that she has to do all the laundries and dishes unless the husband is a jerk (then divorce him right away).

-A Housewife is a woman who creates a safe, warm, clean house for her kids to grow and thrive in. A housewife who enjoys her husband's love when he returns home and massages her shoulders and being grateful to his wife for creating a warm and cozzy environment. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker!

PS: Don't listen to the toxic meanings because by doing that you are taking a mother away from his kids.

Housewife *cooks* food
Husband: It tastes....
Housewife picks up knife*:- I will pretend I like cooking and you pretend it tastes NICE.
Husband: ........so delicious, it brings tears to my eyes, my beautiful lovely wife.
Housewife: ^_^

Housewife by Mr. Egalitarian February 9, 2017