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Horse girl vibes

A certain vibe a “horse girl” gives off. The most common idea of horse girl is, long hair, square glasses, old tennis shoes, khaki pants, rainbow horse shirts, and stickers. (Though most horse riders aren’t like this, there are some). Their vibe is crazy, insane, and odd. They think damn is an awful word. They honestly believe they are a horse. They will jump over things and neigh. Most people that possess “horse girl vibes” don’t actually ride horses. Their lack of seeing them, makes them want to transform into them. You can tell when someone has horse girl vibes instantly, you just know.
Gigi, yeah she rides horse but dosent give off horse girl vibes. Becky on the other jumps around on her hands and feet, that’s horse girl vibes right there.
Horse girl vibes by Rolexis17 July 20, 2018
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Horsemill 

The definition of a is a factory or mill if u will that makes glue out of horses and is the worst insult you can place upon someone.
Your a f****** horsemill dude.

Your a horsemill f***** your like glue in your mouth.
Horsemill by Horsemillpwner September 22, 2009

Horse Girl

A girl who owns a horse and/or has her social media profile picture set as her and her horse. Accuses people of pretending to be "country" on a constant basis. Generally emotionally unstable and all around insane.
Dude that girl at the show last night was cute.

Nah man she added me on Facebook... She's a horse girl.
Horse Girl by ShanTee February 8, 2014

horse girl

1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the fucking time. She draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has sex with horses.
That fucking horse girl could not stop talking about a fucking horse jump!

Horse Girl

Has some deeper than normal connection to riding horses and doing horse related things since a young age. The reason as to why someone can be so connected to riding horses is not completely clear, perhaps it is due to sexual arousal from repeated vagina on jostling saddle contact. Normally quiet, introverted, socially awkward girls. Not nerdy in the traditional term of videogames, anime, internet, etc. Nerdy in the sense of odd hobbies. There is a high likelihood of being catholic or religious. This overall describes a very vanilla and bland person, so horse related hobbies largely define this person's character in totality. Overall, they can be mildly attractive personally and physically but not more than average.
Of course personal variations occur between all horse girls.
Person 1: Hey, have you met (generic white girl name)?
Person 2: Yeah, she wouldn't really talk much, kinda awkward too... I struggled to talk to her about anything... I noticed she mentioned something about horses and had some horse related apparel.

Person 1: I know, (generic white girl name) is probably a horse girl, just look how undefined and innocent she is.
Person 2: Totally vanilla.
Horse Girl by The #1 Defenestrator September 13, 2017

HOMEGIRL 

someone who is pretty much like your sister. the greatest people in the world.
oh hey homegirl, you lookin' right in that shirt.
HOMEGIRL by homegirl jay. November 14, 2011

Horse girl

A horse a girl is a crazy girl who has an obsession with horses, she doesn’t not admit that she is but she does call herself an equestrian, they usually talk about them all the time and act as if they actually are one, some horse girls even gallop and eat hair and grass (careful she might bite you if you’re not looking) . Usual names include; Emily, Maddison, Jemma, Sarah, Jessie, Emma
Non-horse girl; “Omg it’s a horse girl!”

Horse girl; “I’m not a horse girl, I’m an equestrian

Non-horse girl; “uhhh ok then
Horse girl by Bob the cog June 9, 2020