horsewater

when dogwater and ricewater isnt even enough to describe how trash you are at a game

ur horsewater at this game dude cba

by thebigsholngguyPP February 25, 2021

Housebitch

Despite possessing testicles (allegedly), the Housebitch takes on the traditional role of the submissive housewife. Any and all decisions must first be approved by the wife and her say is dutifully accepted. The only alcohol allowed in the house is white wine. Cursing is forbidden. Male friendships are strictly frowned upon. The Housebitch goes to great lengths to disguise his true identity including coming up with off-the-wall excuses in order to explain to his male friends why he will not be attending events to which he previously guaranteed his presence. It gives the Housebitch's wife great joy to cancel plans the Housebitch made with his buddies.

As the Housebitch, Ian knows better than to even bring up the topic of a boys’ weekend trip. Instead, he has a catalog of excuses from which to pull from as soon as friends suggest any kind of getaway. This makes Ally happy, which in turn, makes Ian happy. With another weekend apart averted, Ian and Ally toast their wine glasses before cuddling up on the couch to watch this weeks episode of The Bachelor follow up with American Idol.

by Rebell May 1, 2008

Housebitch

Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".

Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.

by Glenn November 8, 2004

horsebone

An Amercian legend such as Paul Bunyon, or Jhonny Appleseed. Horsebone is a horse that was violently killed when a plane crashed into him. Using modern technology scientist rebuilt the horse, creating horsebone! An awkward resembelance of a horse, horsebone's back two legs are made of huge springs, and has many electronic devices grafted to him, as well as a pink umbrella on his spine. Horsebone's purpose is unknow but theorists suggest he is an inadequate crime fighter.

1 Horsebone? Horsebone? What the fuck is that?

2 Dude, horsebone rules.

3 Remember kids before you run with scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?

by Z Diddy March 2, 2005

Horsefield

A quick-mouthed person, usually one pretending to be of higher class than actually is. They make themselves feel bigger and better by telling tragic stories of old regarding themselves to lost wanderers near dark forests.

Person 1: That old bastard just tried to hock me a condom by telling me it's a family heirloom carrying an evil curse that's killing his whole family...

Person 2: wtf?? Don't take it personally, man, he's just a horsefield scum...

by VoraciousViixen January 15, 2010

Horserider

A lazy person on a jobsite that is always sitting down or leaning on the sawhorses not doing their job being lazy

Valley you will never get anything done sitting around being a horserider

by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019

Horsegate

"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon

Getting health insurance after your first paragliding accident is a bit horsegate.

by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012