horoscope

A load of horseshit.

My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face

by Falsifications August 20, 2016

horoscope

A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.

What you might find in your horoscope:

"You are somewhat tall"

"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"

What you will not find in your horoscope:

"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."

"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."

by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006

Andrew Horowitz

Tea brewed in a cup of coffee.

Person 1: I'm about to try the Andrew Horowitz.
Person 2: How is it?
Person 1: Yeah... yeah it seems good, let me add some milk... on second thought... it's not great.

by Padlowan February 1, 2023

the Horowitz

to intentionally try to slip your penis into a girl's anus while having sex, without telling her first

Tom was banging her from behind, and tried to slip her the Horowitz, but she freaked out and slapped him

by Doggy Fizzle July 30, 2003

Horoscope

Telescope that can only see whores

"A horoscope, what's that a telescope that can only see your face..."

by Avocado_ Alien July 16, 2018

Horoscope

A forecast of someone's future. Typically based on the month or year that they were born in.

This website is filled with tons of fucking advertisements that claim to give you a horoscope.

by Another jealous gay fag March 4, 2016

Horological socialism

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.

Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !

by Archieluxury April 26, 2021