cornswaggler

someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!

that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!

by katotool April 23, 2007

hornswaggled

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornschwaggle

To mislead or swindle one out of their booty.
To trick and deceive some poor sap into taking your point of view.

The weasel tried to hornschwaggle me into buying bunk shit.

by Mike Sully July 24, 2008

hornswaggler

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.

Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.

by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006

hornswoggle

The act of masturbating, or the ejaculatory fluid from masturbating, or the the act of ejaculating.

"I hornswoggled on my girlfriend's face last night"

"There seems to be hornswoggle on my bedsheets"

"My mother caught me hornswoggling last night in my bedroom"

by browny57 January 14, 2009

Hornswoggler

A Hornswoggler is a person who lies, cheats and deceives. A liar

The Hornswoggler promised to clean the swamp when elected and to never take a vacation.

by Velobill November 2, 2019

hornswagger dumpling whore

a person who is a whore/hoe but says, "Hornswagger dumpling!"

Rob: "The lady rejected me, hornswagger dumpling!"
Bob: Shut the fuck up, whore! You're suck a hornswagger dumpling whore!

by NoobingAroundTheUrban June 1, 2023