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female hormones

A false diagnosis given by primarily male or older doctors to dismiss a female patient and her illness and making her feel like she's crazy.
(patient shows signs of terminal illness that if left untreated could cost her life) "You're overreacting, It's just female hormones" says the misogynistic doctor.
by Peoplep!ssmeoff August 3, 2023
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Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023
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hornyness

adj. A measure of a female's sexual arousal level. Used to describe a level that is much higher than baseline sexual arousal. Often used in colloquial speech, rather than former medical discourse.
Absence means endless hornyness !!!
by AgentX April 4, 2008
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evje og hornnes

the biggest shithole in the whole world.

the place is nice but the people are awful people.
person 1: wanna go to evje og hornnes?
person 2: no WTF id rather go to kristiandsand
by Receba69 May 10, 2022
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Hormones

Guy: Hey dude I just learned about hormones

Guy 2: Sick, what are they?

Guy: Essentially just the shit that makes your pp go up
by Long pp October 13, 2019
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Extreme Horniness Syndrome

When you are just extremely horny for no reason. Everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in sexual activities recreationally. In this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. Symptoms include thirst, desire to use hand gestures when describing someones physical appearance, and a strange sensation in your crotch.
a: Bruh I'm so thirsty.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.
by acavern October 23, 2014
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