hofosho

One answer to the question, "Is that person a whore". Meaning "ho for sure".

Frank: Is Debbie a whore?

Mike: She's a hofosho.

by Batost March 11, 2008

horford

A dominant and intimidating force.

Did you see Paul Pierce cower from horford last night?

by Navagator May 1, 2008

hormoshima

the state in which a person is so sexually frustrated that his/her hormones are kept inside the body for so long that they behave like a bomb ready to explode and release their hormones

"Boy that married woman at the club sure was a hormoshima."

"Remember your friend? Yeah, the one that broke up with her boyfriend like 10 months ago? She totally pulled a hormoshima on me last night!"

by namesarefuckedup November 6, 2011

Horoscopist

One that discriminates based on astrological signs.

Sam: God I hate dating Virgos, they're the most stuck up, unfaithful, pieces of shit to exist.
Charlie: Stop being such a horoscopist!

by Khaleesi of Drago s December 28, 2016

Hornostalgia

The feeling of nostalgia, as it relates to being young & horny.

Ex. 1 "Disney's Atlantis is a source of Hornostalgia for a lot of millennials."

Ex. 2 "I just got tickets to Space Jam 2!"
"Big Lebron fan?"
"No, Lola just just makes me Hornostalgic."

by Big Papa J April 26, 2023

Alonso Horros Duran

An Alonso is perfect. He is so smart even though he gets in trouble a lot and might be a small pain in the A$$ but is definitely worth every second of your time. He's sweet and can make you feel all bubbly all over and can make any girl blush to the point of no return. He's super funny and always knows exactly what to say to make not just you laugh, but everyone around him. Will constantly put himself in a position of misery and loneliness just to make you happy. Will love you till the day you die. Tall, and kinda lanky with huge adorable ears and deep brown eyes. Has a smile that can light up the world. Is not only can be the best freaking boyfriend in the world but a fantastic friend and best friend. Kind of quiet/shy and surrounds himself with a group of people but would much rather be with just a couple close friends. Absolutly athletic and a GoD at soccer and everything he does. Is loved by all in the world and blessed everyone who gets to meet him. Deserves the world. Acts like a total dork and will be a goofball but can be a serious shoulder to cry on and will hold your hand whenever and have a hug ready at all times

Person 1 "Yea the new kid Alonso Horros Duran?"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"

by #09232018Dork4Life November 19, 2019

Horoscopophilia

The state of capitalising horoscope pedants.

Comme Horoscopophilia!

by Jeoloro-thru February 18, 2003