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dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.
A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
by BrockLi August 24, 2006
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Hoover, Alabama

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.
Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.
by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019
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honey-hoover

A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.
"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"

"I need to suck your cock dry"

"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"

"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".
by JailmouthJimmy July 14, 2009
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hoover manuever

More commonly spelled – Hoover Maneuver

1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;

2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);

4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);

7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.

2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.

3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.

4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.

5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.

6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!

7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010
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Femboy Hooters

An eating establishment comparable to Hooters, except the staff consists of femboys wearing Hooters uniforms with their little femcocks bulging in their skimpy shorts.
“Hey Jake, we’re still going to Femboy Hooters right? I heard they hire only the finest femboys in town!”
by Smoothcock McGee June 8, 2020
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Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."
Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
by McGingie December 18, 2014
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Hostile Hooker

When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.
Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe
by Amymamy December 8, 2020
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