Horving

The deadly combination of being horny and starving at the same time.

Dude, I haven’t gotten laid in like three weeks, and to top it off, I did not have anything for lunch. I am soooo Horving right now.

by Cosmonauts January 9, 2018

Fish Hooking

Putting your index and middle finger into a females mouth during intercourse. Simulating when a fish gets hooked on a Fish Hook. A well executed Fish Hook should prompt a startled look from the fish hooked.

Generally when you are taking your Girlfriend from behind you reach around and fish hook her. If you are feeling brave try double fish hooking with both hands

by Garry Moorhead December 28, 2007

Hooping

The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole

Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine

by Grasshole September 10, 2019

Ankle Hooking

The act of having ones' ankles literally hooked behind their head during sexual activities, such as when two lovers meet up after a prolonged absence from each other.

My husband came home from his business trip and we had ankle hooking action all night long babeh.

or

My husband just left for sea and I need to head to the barracks for some ankle hooking. Right meow.

by magicconch333 October 5, 2009

hoofing

used by bootnecks or matelots, to define various situations when one word will suffice and those around will know what context the word is used in. A typical multi-tasked word!!! Hoofing - great, brilliant, good, amazing, (sarcastic).

a: what a hoofing run ashore! = we had a very good night out!
b: "you're being charged for being adrift"(late to work, by your boss = muttered answer would be "that's bloody hoofing" - sarcasm.

by Steve Westwood April 20, 2007

Hula Hooping

When two people love/like each other but are not dating.

Ashley loves Tannor but they are not dating they are Hula Hooping

by chiefs123 July 13, 2009

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008