Hookerface

Someone with the face of a hooker. You see their face and immediately want to pay them for sex.

I was walking down the hall and saw Destiny's hookerface, which made me want to pay her for sex.

by Mer.Mil March 1, 2012

Faceboo-hooer

A Facebook whiner. Someone whose Facebook status updates constantly refer to a state of sadness, despair or gloom.

Oh, God, Rachel and Ronnie are SUCH Faceboo-hooers.

Ex:
Rachel is: "feeling a bit blue today..."
Ronnie is: "hoping things will look up for him soon."

by VinnieVin February 3, 2010