Hoofer

a person who goes around and literally scams people for a shit ton of money.

me: i was fucked over by a hoofer not too long ago.
friend: ah same, he took a lot of money from me.

by Luzu May 10, 2019

Hoofer

an annoying person who’s obsessed with horses.

nobody likes these type of people.

Go get some bitches

“Omg that lass is a right old hoofer, she needs to fucking pipe down”

by Hooferhaterwhogetsbitches June 01, 2022

hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve

I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018