A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

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A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

Human soil

A fancy Italian man's term for poop

Can you exuse me William, I have to go to the lavatory to make some human soil

by Cosmic7600 May 26, 2018

Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.

Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.

by JMulan March 1, 2011

Human Scat Syndrome

An individual obsessed with shit to the point where they eat it,wank off with it shit on themselves or others

that filthy cunt asked me if he could do a Manhattan transfer with me and then wanted me to do a shit in his mouth while he wanked off in his own mud. He must have human scat syndrome!!!

by AndyNz October 14, 2008

Human Seatbelt

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.

Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"

by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009

Human suffering

The result of amogus and the limitations of the primitive human mind

Mentally ill Amogus person A: When imposter is… amogus amogus amogus
Person trying to hold on to their sanity: Make it end make the suffering stop please god no. The amogus human suffering will never end I guess. The only true way to defeat it is to become one with the amogus the very thing I hate.

by Iwannadiepleaseendthesuffering May 9, 2021

hulk hogan snow shower

When a slut is on her knees surrounded by a circle of muscular men (or former pro wrestlers) who jerk off and blow their loads all over her like it's snowing.

Christen waited for the WWE to come to town, then she snuck backstage for a "hulk hogan snow shower".

by gigantordingdong June 27, 2014