Holiday Queef

A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.

A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.

Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.

Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.

Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

holiday hater

A person who rejects, discredits, ignores, or avoids traditional and festive activities.

Q. "Hey, girl. What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
A. "Nothing. I'm a holiday hater."

by Leah Mariposa November 16, 2010

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Holiday Horny

The magical feeling of excitement you get in anticipation of an upcoming holiday. "Holiday" can be replaced with the name of the upcoming holiday (i.e. Halloween Horny, Christmas Horny, etc.)

Todd: "I'm gonna put up some Halloween decorations, can you give me a hand?"
Janet: "It's August, Todd.."
Todd: "Oh right..sorry, I guess I'm just a little Holiday Horny"

by stovenb August 11, 2020

star wars holiday special

A film aired in the late 70's set in the star wars setting. It is by far the biggest waste of 2 hours. If you dont believe me, you can watch the whole thing (in parts) on youtube. The only thing good about it is the Boba Fett cartoon. 90% of the film is set in Chewbacca's house, and he's not even there until the end. Watch it if you want, but don't blame me if you felt you just wasted your time.

guy 1: dude, that star wars holiday special sucks!
guy 2: duh, I told you not to watch it

by UM North Quad January 14, 2007

Holiday Hingings

What you do on a holiday when you are a loner loser. Basically, you do pretentious things so that you look like a normal person but deep down you know it's all fake.

Yo look! Toppo and Rocco had the weirdest and craziest holiday hingings back in Goa.

by chanzerre January 29, 2023

Desk Holiday

Desk Holiday (DH)

A Desk Holiday is created when you are busy at your desk and suddenly your office computer server or telephone system goes down preventing you from continuing your work. DH is a common syndrome affecting tax paid government employees.

Also See: Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)

“Dude, want to grab a coffee, I just got a Desk Holiday!”

by Elliott G September 4, 2007