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hoeless

The act of not having a hoe.
"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."
by David Leee January 12, 2007
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holesaler

Noun : Holesaler refers to a person engaged in the activity of selling holes. For the purpose of the definition the “holes” referred to are human orifices, a person engaging in this activity will be commonly classified as a pimp. A person selling a large hole in the ground would be defined as an auctioneer or estate agent.
Look at that horrible holesaler selling that lady’s ass! , but look over there at that estate agent selling that big hole in ground.
by Dr Lingus January 7, 2008
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HOfessional

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
by MO SIL December 15, 2008
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Boomer holes

When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.
We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.
by Sequined Converse May 17, 2020
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holeshiner

the action a police officer (or other in authority) performs when searching the alleged criminal's posterior for weapons and/or paraphernalia. Usually involves latex gloves and a flashlight, hence "holeshiner".
Person 1:"Dang dude, that cop has that guy laying down on the hood of his car with his pants down!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"
by SeymoreButts5150 November 13, 2007
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holes eye

When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.

The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.

The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.
I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007
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