horses hoof

rhyming slang for a 'poof' or homosexual man

person one: look at that shore boy over there, he looks like a horses hoof with his little pink shirt and yellow hotpants
person two: you know it!

by shanos August 6, 2006

Paint houses

This term is used by American mafia members to describe the occupation of being a hitman.

A friend of ours is having a little trouble with a wannabe shylock from Philly. I spoke with Angelo, and he gave me permission to find someone who knows how to paint houses.

by HisDudenessElDude November 28, 2019

housespouse

In a marriage or domestic partnership, the partner who does not work and stays home to take care of the house and the children, if any. Basically housewife, or househusband but without being gender specific.

Useful when speaking in general, or when talking to a couple and you don't who stays home.

It doesn't matter who stays home, the housespouse should have dinner waiting on the table for the working spouse.

by penguinus October 7, 2009

horses collar

Vagina. Also sim. to imply generous proportions

"She's got a fanny like a horses collar" (as opposed to a mouse's ear).

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Happy horseshit sunshine

Phrase used to describe fluffy, Pollyanna-type things that have no value other than to make people feel good.

Who wants to read all this happy horseshit sunshine in the paper? Give me some real news.

by MT_Editorial January 3, 2009

Lightning Hoses

Spark plug wires

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.

by bas1563 February 6, 2021

horseshit

as opposed to bullshit, which expresses judgement on shallow, insensible, and false ideas, horseshit puts more emphasis on the speaker's distress about the message just received

From "Where's Poppa?" (1971)

Mrs Hocheiser (senile, and seemingly annoyed at the presence of Louise Callan, a nurse to take care of her): "Who is she?"

Gordon Hocheiser (to his mother): "Mom, she's here to help us."(silently) "I'm warning you, mom."

Louise (pushing Gordon to the kitchen) "Gordon, you just get things started! (to Mrs Hocheiser): "We're going to just have a nice evening!"

Mrs. Hocheiser (asides, silently) "Horseshit ...

by capitaine haddoque November 21, 2012