Ryan Hogan

Literally the fattest thing on earth

Person 1: You heard about the new world record for fattest person on earth
Person 2: You talking about Ryan Hogan.

by Enus isakoovic February 23, 2020

hulk my hogan

The act of aggressively giving a male a handjob, often to the point of discomfort.

Martha told me that she'd be down to hulk my hogan when my parents go on vacation.

by Boogie Bash April 26, 2011

Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan's real name is Terry Gene Bollea. Some of his nicknames include The Super Destoyer, Terry Boulder, Sterlin golden, Terry Hogan, Hulk Hogan, The Hulkster, Hollywood Hogan.
His signature maneuvers are The Hulk Up and Running Leg Drop. Hulk Hogan's trade mark is he wears red and yellow into the ring and Always tears his T-shirt off his body. The Titles Hulk Hogan have won are: WWE Champion (6 times); WWE Tag Team Champion (with Edge); WCW Champion (6 times)

"What'cha gonna do?"

by GREAT1 January 11, 2004

sweater hogans

The term describes a woman's breasts, typically in reference to an especially large pair.

"Sweet feathery Jesus...did you see the size of her sweater hogans??"

by Baji January 2, 2009

Hogmanay

Hogmanay is a purely Scottish tradition, also celebrated in some parts of the north of England. It is celebrated on New Year's Eve. It is not a British tradition at all, being purely Scottish. There are massive street parties (100,000+) people in Edinburgh, and local celebrations elsewhere. There is also a great deal of fantastic television specials, from Scottish comedy shows like Chewin' The Fat and Only an Excuse. Large amounts of whisky (it can only be called whisky if it's from Scotland) are consumed, large amounts of food is consumed, lots of pipe bands play, sometimes people even commit karaoke.

Hogmanay is the best party of the year

Scottish guy: I'm goin' hame fur Hogmanay!
English guy: what's Hogmanay?
Scottish guy: *Hiccup* What did you say about ma maw?

If you aren't celebrating Hogmanay, your life isn't worth living! Just die now.

PS Calling someone Scotch is offensive, its Scottish, biatch.

by ConversionNinja December 31, 2005

Hogan's Alley

The act of spreading your ass cheeks with your pants down and slowly walking in front of your roommate's bedroom door while he attempts to flick coins into your fully exposed red eye.

My asshole is bleeding from our all night game of Hogan's Alley. The good news is, I have money for a coffee.

by jbogfunk April 4, 2009

Hodan

Hodan's are the baddiest girls alive, the are fine, and thick. They are a hella baddie, and aint afraid to do shit. And they loyal, and faithful. If you mess with them, it done for u. Hodan's are the goofiest, and funniest bitches alive.

bruh, look at Hodan over there, she dummy thick.

by ahfu May 1, 2019