Hufflepuff

Although a well known house of Hogwarts, an individual Hufflepuff is a mysterious creature. Nobody is quite sure what it is, exactly, but they are often said be great finders.

1. "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

by Vivian Potter-Nerd July 6, 2009

Hufflepuff Common Room

A word synonymous with the well known and ever feared friend zone. Hufflepuffs are known to be friendly and the only prominent girl Hufflepuff mentioned in Harry Potter is Hannah Abbott and the rest seems to be guys.

Guy 1: So how'd it go?
Guy 2: She said she just wanted to be friends...
Guy 1: Ah tough break. Have fun in the Hufflepuff Common Room.
Guy 2: Hey, Ernie MacMillan is great guy and I love all the plants.
Guy 1: Keep telling yourself that.

by Justin Finch-Fletchley October 10, 2012

Hufflepuff

The most badass house of Hogwarts. Mascot is the badger (remember, honey badger don't give a shiz... it just takes what it wants). Loyal, hardworking and straightforward- and damned good finders. Not as arrogant as the Gryffindors, as shifty as the Slytherins, or as nerdy as the Ravenclaws.

Hey, why'd you take my lunch?

Because I'm a Hufflepuff... and I take what I want.

by LadyHelga October 4, 2011

Haffle

Half of a waffle (duh) simply a waffle, just half of it.

Dude, I could go for a haffle right now.

Becca, pass me a haffle, but make sure you toast it.

Can we share this waffle? C'mon make it a haffle.

by TreeFitty August 20, 2013

Ultimate Hufflepuff

Google.

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, so Google must be the Ultimate Hufflepuff.

by The Ravenclaw October 6, 2011

Hoffer

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.

1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.

by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

Hufflepuff

The best house at Hogwarts.

Boy, I sure am glad the sorting hat made me a Hufflepuff.

by WeirdLord August 13, 2017