After getting a load of trash dumped on him while dumpster-diving, Pablo went home and hoffed at his skin for a good hour and a half.
by Hawloo September 25, 2010
v. To Hoff
To participate in a rather crude and unusual form of torture often performed in the name of "fun". It is not clear whether this technique has been used in Guantanamo Bay or at Abu Ghiraib Prison, but it would certainly be considered contrary to the Geneva Convention.
Involves barely clad pictures of David Hasselhoff cavorting with animals and young children and guaranteed to put you off your Weetbix.
Hoffing is frequently practiced by young ladies (the Cheryls and Lisas of the world come to mind) who think it amusing to create discomfort, but end up causing severe psychological trauma in the process ...
To participate in a rather crude and unusual form of torture often performed in the name of "fun". It is not clear whether this technique has been used in Guantanamo Bay or at Abu Ghiraib Prison, but it would certainly be considered contrary to the Geneva Convention.
Involves barely clad pictures of David Hasselhoff cavorting with animals and young children and guaranteed to put you off your Weetbix.
Hoffing is frequently practiced by young ladies (the Cheryls and Lisas of the world come to mind) who think it amusing to create discomfort, but end up causing severe psychological trauma in the process ...
by The Hoffed May 10, 2005
A guy who lives with his parents past the age of 40. He still dresses in all the latest high school styles, vapes, and rides around playing the latest hip hop mumble rap crap at high volume.
Claims to have multiple girlfriends yet his friends have not seen him date a girl since he was 17.
Claims to have multiple girlfriends yet his friends have not seen him date a girl since he was 17.
Look at the old creepy fucker talking about himself to the high school cheerleaders. He’s such a Hoff.
by Rotten roadkill November 26, 2019
<v>; To have a humorous reaction to media(video, photographic and audio) or to experience the presence of David Hasslehoff.
"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc
"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc
When Lisa found an image of David Hasselhoff in leather pants with a daschund strapped into a parachute being dropped on his head, she doubled up in laughter so hard her nose hit the keyboard and left a permanent 'G' on the tip.
by Hoffhund August 19, 2006
(vb) a: to waylay a person's inbox with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff b: to have your inbox waylaid with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff - usu. used with "up" when multiple images have been perpetrated <my yahoo account got pretty damn ~ed up>
1.(vt) Hey Brad, did you just Hoff Deborah down in HR?
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!
by Mr. Hulot December 21, 2006
Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
by D-Segs June 18, 2012
1) A very large man who's sexuality is in question.
2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.
2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.
So was Hoff with a male or a female date tonight?, That guy is such a Hoff for wearing only that apron.
by badman2041 September 17, 2010