Hoerinthians

The book of the Bible that gives your girl explicit permission to perform acts befitting of a hoe as long as it’s for you and you alone.

According to the book of Hoerinthians, it’s okay for me to sit on your face because we’re dating.

by Zinny69 February 10, 2023

Hoerider

Hoerider is a guy that like to only have sex with hoes or dirty girls.

That guy tried to talk to me but I turned him down cause hes a hoerider.

by lilprincess* October 4, 2010

the Hoerner

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again

A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced

by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010

Marv Herzog

When a girl takes a Bavarian sausage in here cheese haus while eating a bucket of Zhenders chicken.

Franz gave Heidi the ole Marv Herzog last night.

by Mysteryman617 March 10, 2018

herzmute

Delete a comment on a moderated blog immediately without further reading because the author got a wrong name. That is, if the author used to write nasty comments in the blog scene and keeps that reputation forever, no matter if the author changed his or her style, while the author him- or herself continues to refuse a change of his or her nickname.

"Why we don't read anything from him anymore?" - "Probably because everybody is herzmuting him."

"My blog software should recognize herzmuted persons next to spam."

by HerzmutedPerson September 8, 2013

hoez

Definition:
A female that feels beautiful about herself or any one that has a beautiful appearance.

Alternative meaning:

A female that is addicted to having sex with other people even when she's married or already in a serious relationship.

Damn, these hoez are fine.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. I enjoy watching these hoez strut down the runway in this newline of lingerie.

I'm going to marry myself a fine hoe someday.

Alternatives:
Our relationship is over because you're a fucking hoe!

My girlfriend is a serious hoe. A year ago, I found her having sex with my cousin Bob, who had just turned 93 years old. He''s now 94 and there still together. I've been stuck as the secondary in this love triangle for the past year.

by butter face baby March 21, 2017

hoer

Dutch word for whore/slut
1) Used to insult someone
Vuil hoer! (filthy whore)


2) Used to just express joy, hapinness, boredom. But then used like this:

HOEREEUUUUUH!!

by RavenKbs February 8, 2003