Hoemone

A hormone equivalent in the promiscuous Homo sapien female. These chemical messengers activate the firing of neurons in the limbic system to extract the primal hoe behavior.

Man1: Hey man check that out! (pointing to a 9)
Man2: She fine asf!
Man1: True those hoemones must be raging their her bod'!

by serd12 January 31, 2018

hoboner

When a homeless man is aroused and becomes tumescent, he has achieved a hoboner;

or

When a man desires to become intimate with a street person;

This guy on the subway was totally starring at me, and it was like so disgusting. I think he had a hoboner!

You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!

by Hobo Bidet March 27, 2011

HOMEBONE

another term used to describe your girlfriend to your friends that sounds way cooler.

in a sentence: "I'm taking it ez tonight just chillen with the HOMEBONE"

by sabatage: find me on itunes =) August 9, 2010

hoebgone

A kind of spray to get those hoes gone!

if you see a hoe walking you could say hurry give me the hoebgone!

by !!aANAa!! November 28, 2007

hoebgone

hoebgone is when theres a hoe that u want to be gone so u tell her to go get some hoebgone spray

1.)you are such a freakin hoe why dont you just go get some hoebgone from the store and spray it on yourself

2.)gosh im such a hoe so maybe if i get some hoebgone it will cure everything for me

by burnsburnsburns December 5, 2007

hoemones

When someone clearly can't stop lusting over someone they find is hot or sexy

They are all over this person even when they protest.

When hoemones are acting up, the individual in question will give their target multiple compliments that may or may not be suggestive.

Friend 1: omg your so hot! Do you work out? Are you a movie star?

Friend 2, In the background probably: Omg can you control your hoemones pleas?!

by Theguccimakane January 7, 2018

hosebone

n. A limp penis

v. A complete dickhead/asshole

“Hey baby, you wanna come over here and plump my hosebone?”

“My boss is a total hosebone! He needs a quick kick in the nuts!”

by Hosebone May 6, 2018