Heinekeg

The limited time five liter kegs offered by Heineken. Filled with approximately 19.7 regular glasses of beer. Though it claims to last 30 days after the first glass, if you leave it anywhere close to that the beer tastes like metal.

"Is that Heineken? In a Heinekeg?"

"Once you tap the Heinekeg, you finish the Heinekeg."

"Heinekeg, motherfuckers!"

by BriVal December 9, 2008

heineken houdini

when someone disappears at some point during a night out, usually without telling anyone, or if they do they will say they are going to the toilet or bar and then just go home.

"where's phil?"
"dunno man, he said he was gonna get a drink about half an hour ago so probably done a heineken houdini"

by edward scott October 19, 2005

Heined

To be the drunkest, near passout person in any room or party.
Also known as drunky the clowned.

I was so heined last night i don't remember anything.
I'm getting heined tonight. Might not live through the night.

by Johnny Fuckin Two Bears January 27, 2008

Heined Out

Something that is utterly and undeniably heinous.

I took acid this weekend and had a bad trip, that shit was heined out

by Fat Chince Spicer Douchebag November 2, 2020

heiney

iNoun/i Bottom; posterior.

Cor, look at the heiney on that!

by Padster October 18, 2003

Heinen’s

The best grocery store in Northeast Ohio. Known for being the absolute best in quality.

David: Heinen’s is so much better than Giant Eagle. At Heinen’s, you get the much better quality food for the same price!

by Walkie Stick April 30, 2019

Heine

A Heine is someone who is considered the boss in every room he steps into. They are extremely good looking and are the type of guys that every girl is dreaming of. With an average IQ of 2546,84 they are also bound to have successfull careers.

You: My boss slept with 10 Victoria Secret models last night

Me: Oh, so he is A Heine?
You: Yes of course

by Hgj42 October 14, 2021