Hitlers CornHole

When Hitler got corned up his ass hole

Sexy Jew Girl : Walks into Hitlers office
Hitler: Security!
Sexy Jew Girl: Wait please, look.
Hitler watches
Sexy Jew Girl starts giving Hitler Strip tease.
Hitler: Take it off!
Jew lays on floor, and starts masturbating
Sexy jew Girl: Come join me baby.
Hitler Starts stripping out his outfit, then takes off tie and starts swinging it like a cow boy.
Sexy jew girl puts on some sexy music.
Hitler, gets into his zebra man thong
Sexy jew girl goes over to him, lays him onto his desk
Hitler popps a big one
Sexy jew girl pulls down his man thongs
Sexy jew girl: Red rocket! Red rocket!
Sexy jew girl starts rubbing hitlers cock
Hitler: Yes bitch, suck it! You Jew!
Sexy jew girl starts sucking hi s big daddy dick
Sexy jew girl: Fuck me daddy!
Sexy Jew girl pulls out corn on the cob, then shoves it up hitlers ass
Hitler screams like a little bitch
Sexy jew girl throws hitler on the floor, naked, then takes a dump on his chest, then catches him on fire
Thats why we call it, Hitlers CornHole

by Michelle Betch November 11, 2009

hitlers teacup

the act of sticking your ballsack in a girls ass.

man the hitlers teacup made my nutts smell like shit

by justin alvarado February 20, 2009

Hitlers Helper

A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')

"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"

by Ms. Galloway June 11, 2006

hitlers mustache

a small, well trimmed pube patch

All of a sudden I was mouth to muff with Hitlers mustache

by muff muncher May 24, 2006

hitlers gooch

The jew hating gooch of hitler the nazi dictator.

Go lick hitlers gooch

by Hitlers gooch October 14, 2016

hatless

To have sex without the use of a condom.

"She said she was on the pill, so when I fucked her I hit it hatless and didn't pull out."

by Richard Hatless June 10, 2008

hitlerstache

A style of wearing one's pubic hair in which the genetals are completely shaven except for a small square patch of pubic hair directly above the genetals; Thus bearing a resemblance to how Adolf Hitler styled his mustache.

Boy #1: "Did you score last night?"
Boy #2: "Yes"
Boy #1: "Was she clean shaven?"
Boy #2: "No, she had a Hitlerstache"

by squeezle August 31, 2005