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Hitsters

People who dress like Hipsters but listen to top 40 music.
Hitsters: Hey, did you see those cool non prescription glasses at Urban Outfitters?
Me: I thought Hipsters were annoying...
by Cammy100 January 1, 2013
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hip-hop hitlist

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A hip-hop hitlist is a list compiled for the purpose of organizing the most logical sequence of assassinations to be carried out on individuals who have been identified as contributing factors to the death of true hip-hop. These so-called "artists" have been manufactured and promoted by a heartless record industry intent on commandeering control over a grassroots culture that was born in the streets of South Bronx and thrived for nearly twenty years before businessmen and basketball stars got involved. It was determined in 1996 that the only way to make the message of hip-hop heard by a shockingly ignorant public was to silence the voices with which it must compete. This led to the necessary extermination of Tupac Shakur and Christopher Wallace, better known as 2Pac and Notorious B.I.G., respectively (or DISrespectively - Rest In Pieces fucking devils!). These were only the first two necessary exterminations in an ongoing campaign to cleanse hip-hop of the filth that big business has dumped on OUR premises.
hip-hop hitlist
1. 2Pac
2. Biggie
3. ?
4. Eminem
5. Ludacris
6. 50 Cent (if not killed first by The Game.)
7. The Game (if not killed first by 50 Cent.)
8. Jay-Z
9. Diddy (or whatever the fuck he wants to be called on his forthcoming tombstone.)
10. Master P ("Take your basketball and stick it up your ass!" - Kool Kieth)
I could keep going, but I'll stop at 10, a nice round number reminiscent of Biggie's fat fucking corpse.
by +12evo12 October 20, 2005
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hitlist

a list that boys make to put girls on. if your on thee list that means he likes you alot and thinks your sexy. hes basiclly asking you out.
although he might want to kill you sooooooo
by sesom99 October 12, 2003
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Hotistic

Hotistic is a word to describe a girl who at first glance appears to be hot but gives the impression that she is autistic based on her gestures, posture, or ridiculous faces in photos over the internet.
Guy1: Hey man did you see Alyssa's new profile picture?

Guy2: Yes I did she looks really hotistic.

Guy1: I know the face she made looks really dull and lifeless.
by CommaHicks December 18, 2012
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Hitlist

A daring game where one person dares the other person to flirt with a girl that they find the most unattractive to see they're reaction. (most fun when played with a group of people!)
Wayne: "Say will, you Bout playing Hitlist with a brother!!"
Will: "Yeah man, you already know im bout it!! you first though."
by the revolutionizer March 31, 2015
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I love user hitsthenaenae on tiktok!
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Hitisha cannot live without Evan
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