Hutched Up 

To make the same mistakes repeatedly over a prolonged period

Ah man, you Hutched Up!

Hutched Up by Blue2moro September 4, 2020

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011

hitcher jiggle 

when a thick man bounces the cheeks up and down at a consistent pace

carter-hey chicken shit do hitcher jiggle
chicken shit-aight
carter-ahhh thank you

hitcher jiggle by ogchickenshit December 7, 2019

Hinched 

To fuck stuff up, to ruin or fuck about with, tend up-scale

‘ I have hinched this perfectly good wooden mirror by making it shoddy shit’

Hinched by I.love.it August 31, 2021

Christopher Hitchens 

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!

Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.

Christopher Hitchens by Stephen the Heathen April 14, 2011

getting hutched 

When someone keeps screwing you over in a game.

Person #1: John made Louis draw 4 cards again in Uno!
Person #2: Oh no! Was he getting hutched again?!
Person #1: Yeah we were laughing our ass off!

getting hutched by Aussems December 6, 2021

Hatched a plan 

As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan has been completed, set in motion, but it hasn't (yet) come together.

We have hatched a plan and set it in motion, now we have to wait.

Hatched a plan by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020