Jackson Hinkle

A Jackson Hinkle is the sweaty paste you scrape off the bottom of a dictators gooch area. Often smells of shame and taco meat.

We tried to get intimate but as soon as he took of his pants I could smell the Jackson Hinkle. I almost puked.

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Lexi hinkle

BEAUTIFUL BITCHHH

Lexi hinkle is so beautiful

by St.maryshoes October 7, 2021

Hinkle Pinkle

A person (friend or romantic partner) who is important to your life.

I went to hang out with my Hinkle Pinkle tonight and we had a deep conversation about our futures

by Unedited Andy December 10, 2022

bungle hinkle

stoned out of your mind

damn my homie is bungle hinkled right now

by weed skeed July 8, 2022

The Hinkle Cycle

The act of paying for the services of a high-priced escort in furtherance of establishing a chauvinist, gigachad caliber social media presence to get money from ad revenue so that you may continue to pay for your high-priced escort. Ergo, the cycle continues ad infinitum (until your subscribers get wise to your scheme, which doesn't happen).

Jackson Hinkle pioneered The Hinkle Cycle as a surefire way to get laid and get clicks on Twitter after sustaining a hand injury from constantly punching the clown.

by Quicksave September 4, 2023

Hinkle Dink

comes from the Witherspoon dictionary of thoughtfulness.
n. an unbirthday gift.
n. a gift just because

I just got her a great hinkle dink. It is just so...her.

by celtic maiden September 14, 2010

jackson hinkle

Based

Woah that guy is pretty Jackson Hinkle

Yeah he's pretty based

by Thaeee_hahaha November 9, 2021