Wildebeest

An annoying female (older, set in their ways) who typically tries to get their senseless point across, while ignoring anything even remotely logical. A person who only makes sense to their self.

The wildebeest thinks she knows it all.

by Anonymous John February 13, 2017

strangling the wildebeest

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

by Neologizer July 16, 2014

Wildebeesting

A situation where your wingman, in the act of intoxication fails to protect you. The next morning you awake to realize that you have engaged in a sexual act with a large, hairy, animal-like creature resembling the famed Wildebeest.

What happened to you? You look like you went Wildebeesting last night!

by Big$lick March 22, 2013

wildebeest

A middle aged, usually single or recently divorced male who has let his peer group surpass him in terms of relationship progression (i.e. his friends have found mates and settled down) while he still continues his bachelor collegiate antics of binge drinking, hitting on freshmen on Thursday's college nights at local bars and keeps a steady stocked supply of low-caliber light beers in his "beer fridge" (i.e. his college dorm room 3x3 refrigerator). Often referred to as a less-respectable, male version of a cougar.

Man, our buddy Sam is such a wildebeest. When I want to relieve the glory days and get away from family stress, I head over to his place where we pound Busch Light and eat leftover pizza- eventually heading out to the bars where he usually comes strolling home with a young 20-something at closing time.

by jacktheripped November 18, 2009

wildebeest

normally split, to wild-beast,
ya take it out of her vag. for like 2 seconds and try to put it in the brown, therefor thats where you get teh wildebeest.

wah, last night, i tried the wildebeest, and they were right she turned into a wild beast

by Johnny Shave June 28, 2006

Wildebeest

A giant BBC, with long, straight, flowing pubic hair that'll tickle you. It resembles the hulking prairie animal with its majesty and size.

Your friend: "Girl you seen D'Andre's dick pics?"
You: "Not yet. Anything special?"
Your friend: "The nigga got a wildebeest but I don't know if I like it or not"

by AllieA69 December 11, 2016

wildebeest

an overweight women, the bigger the better

Did you see the wildebeest Jerry brought home last night? That bitch was HUGE!

by MrRebuild May 1, 2019