Hing

A Scottish way to pronounce “thing” most commonly used by men when they’re telling each other their darkest secrets in private

Man 1: “So tell me, what’s yer hing?”
Man 2: “My hing?”
Man 1: “Aye, yer hing”
Man 2: “Well sometimes I walk around my house for hours on end with my trousers on my arms and my shirt around my legs...”

by Zoidbergsleftclaw January 31, 2018

rusty door hinge fart

A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house

That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

Hingin

Scottish slang for hungover

“Were you out last night?”
“Aye I’m absolutely hingin”

by Shartcore February 21, 2020

never hinged in the first place

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

by NeologianPJG July 18, 2018

To kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges

this describes a scutting so brutal in the doggystyle position that the severity of this act could be compared to an LAPD swat team beating down the backdoor of a house that contained very bad people

I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges
I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor RIGHT off its hinges

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

Hingin Rashers

Over extended Labia which would hang down when a woman stands up.

Hey Fraser, check out your mum over there, her labia are sticking out below her skirt, those are some hingin rashers!

by Flacidb February 18, 2009

hinge end

A slang term used to describe your peredium. (see peredium)

She sucked it to the hinge end

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005