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hyberbating

During a blizzard or long cold spell, isolating ones self at home and masturbating mutliple times to overcome the boredom.
I've been hyberbating the entire blizzard.
by jkidkidkid January 6, 2010
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hybernating tyson

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.
derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.
by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011
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Hibernating Hippo

When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.

A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find

Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."

"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
by The H-Train July 1, 2009
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Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011
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Hibernating

When you want to hint at sleeping with someone without being explicit.
"Nicole suggested that we could spend the storm... hibernating."
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"
by Ascreaminggay July 11, 2017
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Hiberdating

when a person ignores there friends in favor of a boyfriend/ girlfriend.
i am hiberdating with my boyfriend
by Gurton Buster November 19, 2018
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Social hibernating

I can not wait to stop social hibernating and start socialising again.
by Tedztar May 2, 2018
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