HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.

Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us

Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

by poopface66666667 November 7, 2009

HFFUUC

Hot From Far Ugly Up Close.

Gio- Dude that girl looks really hot!
Aj- Yea, I can't really tell though.
*girl gets closer*

Gio- Ew! Nevermind, she's an H double F double U C!
HFFUUC

by Gio is the shit September 1, 2012

HFFA

Hot From Far Away (usually describing a person)

They(person)look GREAT from a safe distance and then they come closer...and closer...and you wish you never EVER laid eyes on them...

(Girl checking out a 'HOT' guy):Oh damn he's HOT!...oh no...wait...wait... (he comes close....closer)HFFA...*ew!*

by Ultimate Angel of Death May 21, 2006

HFFA

hot from far away

damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly!

by urmuthafuckinbabydaddy April 26, 2003

HFFA

Hot from far away

She was HFFA until I got close then I saw her butter face

by CuseTown February 8, 2009

HFFA

Hot from far Away also known as HFFA A common expression used to state that a girl from far away looks hot but you save Yourself the embarrassment if when you get close she’s not hot

Hey mike you see that chick across the street she’s totally a Hffa!

by Anus cream pie April 20, 2018

HFFH

The battle cry of the Hammerskin Nation (a large and extremely violent group of racist white power skinheads hailing from such locations as the southern, westerm and midwestern United States in states such as Kansas, Texas, Missourri, Colorado etc. Some chapters showing up even as far as European countries) This expression stands for "Hammerskins Forever...Forever Hammerskins.

Speaker at a Skinhead rally: HAMMERSKINS FOREVER!!!!

Skinheads in the crowd: FOREVER HAMMERSKINS!!!!

Skinhead: I got this HFFH tattoo on my head above my right hear and it hurts like hell!!

by 8814 RLK WPWW January 1, 2008