Hattori Hanzo

Also known as Masashige. The son of a certain Hattori Yasunaga, Hanzo, who would earn the nickname 'Devil Hanzo', served Tokugawa Ieyasu loyally and usefully. His nickname - Devil Hanzo - was not only to pay homage to his skills but also to distinguish him from another Tokugawa 'ninja', Watanabe Hanzo. Hattori, who fought his first battle at the age of 16, went on to serve at Anegawa (1570) and Mikatagahara (1572), but his most valuable contribution came in 1582, following Oda Nobunaga's death. At that time Tokugawa and his retainers had been staying near Ôsaka and learned of the assassination only just in time to avoid being detained by Akechi Mitsuhide's troops. But they were by no means out of the woods. Mikawa was still a long way away, and Akechi men would be combing the roads for them. At this point, Hanzo suggested that they take a route through Iga province, as he had ties with the samurai there. In addition, Ieyasu had sheltered survivors from Nobunaga's bloody invasion of that province in 1580 and those who knew of this would certainly be well disposed to offer assistance. Honda Tadakatsu sent Hanzo on ahead, and, as hoped, the Iga men agreed not only to guide them along back roads, but also to provide them with an escort. At length, Tokugawa and his band returned to Mikawa safely. The same could not be said for Anayama Beisetsu, a recent Tokugawa addition who had insisted on taking a different route.

Hattori Hanzo is one of the most famous Ninja's in history.

by I hate bad grammar. April 24, 2004

Hetro loser

n. 1. a word gay people use to insult straight people.

2. Someone that is not gay friendly/lame/unattractive/unable to dance.

Some gay friendly straight people in Sydney also use it as derogatory term to stop the gay bully behavior such as calling gay people faggot, the aim is to promote gay friendliness around the world.

Hetro Loser: Watch how those faggots dance.

Gay man: You mad cos I'm a hot dancer and you're a fat wall flower? You hetro loser!!

After being a jerk to the gay man this man is hitting on a girl.

Hetro loser: Hey hottie! Can I take you home tonight?

Straight Girl: Fuck off you hetro loser!!

by Delinger March 12, 2011

Hector Barbossa

He's a pirate, scallywag, and a captain. He can be evil and cruel on the outside but inside he's charming and a gentleman.

You better love Hector Barbossa or your a crazy!

by lovesbarbossa August 1, 2017

hectosis

hectosis is the state of mind you are in when you have had a smoke and EVERY THING you try to do is too hectic.

hectosis is Driving to the shop to get munchies... well hectic

by Ian walker February 4, 2008

Pull a hector

Pulling a hector is the act of leaving the meeting/classroom when the teacher asks you a question.

Teacher: Billy, where does the apostrophe go in the word ''they're''?
Student: *pull a hector*

by _nevergonnagiveyouup__ October 18, 2021

HetaOni

A fanmde RPG game based off the game "Aooni" that is crossed between the anime "Hetalia: Axis Powers".
The basic plotline for the story begins with Italy hearing rumors about a haunted mansion. Wanting to spend time with the others more and go on an adventure, he tells America about it, who in turn tells all the others at a World Meeting. After the meeting, Prussia, Germany, Japan, and Italy all enter the house together (they are later followed by China, Canada, America, Russia, France, and England). They only wanted to look around a bit and then leave, but their plans are quickly ruined when they find themselves unable to open the front door or any windows once they get inside. To make matters worse, inside the house is a great, alien-like monster (referred to as Tony by the nations and fans) that seems to be bent on killing them all. What follows is a great adventure, filled with mystery, suspense, blood, bravery, and sacrifice, all of which ultimately cause the nations to form bonds and friendships with each other and become stronger than ever before.

Female: OMG I JUST LOVE HETAONI!!!!!!!!!
Random Guy: Yeah, HetaOni is pretty good- I AM JUST SO PISSED THAT THEY ALL DIE >TROLOLOL SPOILER XD<
Female: D8< HEY I NOT DONE WATCHING

by WannabeTheBloodyFoxy November 2, 2011

Hetromo

A predominately straight person that often blurts out gay comments or thoughts. Would never actually kiss/sleep with a member of the same sex but can appreciate good genes.

Dan: Jamie Redknapp is one good looking guy

Paul: What! Are you a homosexual these days?

Dan: No, I can just spot a good looking guy. I am definately hetro though..

Paul: More like a hetromo

by DefStraightDan May 25, 2010