hetero life mate

Someone of the same sex who you hang out with enough to consider your life mate, but not in a gay way.

I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob

by enough of this shit, it's shit January 17, 2009

haterade

A trace vitamin that restores your ability to continue hating long after most people would give it up.

I had no more energy for hating the deserving bastard. So I bought a six pack of haterade and continued all thru the night

by Holly Trunk March 30, 2004

Heterochromia Iridium

Heterochromia Iridium is when somebody's two eyes aren't the same colour.

two different coloured eyes is called Heterochromia Iridium.

by Nintendo-Innuendo August 19, 2006

Hetero Gold Digger

When someone attempts to befriend a wealthy person of the same sex in order to benefit from their wealth.

Did you see how he was practically sucking off Mumbai Mike? He's such a Hetero Gold Digger.

by Almanaseer January 20, 2008

Hetero’s Little Keychain

The gay version of a “pick me girl,” this type of gay will often turn his back on his own community to appease conservatives or for money. They will often put down gays of color, use racist language, and usually are transphobic. They betray their own community to fit in into typically gay unfriendly environments such as conservatives and MAGA country.

That Jefree Star is a hetero’s little keychain, they call themself a they but says non-binary people don’t exist.

by Bflee000004 February 17, 2023

hetero fluid

Hetero fluid is this type of sexuality classified as "mostly straight". Basically ur mainly a hetero sexual, but like u know, sometimes u wanna be gay and be a hoe with people of ur gender

"Im hetero fluid."
"What does that mean?"
"Basically im mostly straight"

by Kat765 February 15, 2020

heteroflexual

A straight person, usually a male, who identifies as straight but once drunk, is up for any gay sex acts.

"Miles had Jameson shots, and before you know it he had turned into a heteroflexual"

by Wickbaby February 13, 2014