hessian tea

mountain dew, a beverage consumed by hessians

look he is drinking some hessian tea

by englandboycal April 21, 2005

Hessian aggression

Extreme aggression, rowdiness. A highly irritable manner. A high temper. Behavior in keeping with that of a hessian.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into an argument with Paul, and smacked him accross the face with a chair. Talk about hessian aggression!

by teh pope July 27, 2004

The Bloody Hessian

When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.

I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.

by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008

Saddam Hessian

In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.

1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.

2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.

3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.

by weaver October 30, 2005

Hessianize

From the term hessian (proud metal fan), means to preach about metal music everywhere you go.

Hessianize the world!

by wrathchild1 April 12, 2013

hesbian

a lesbian that uses he/him pronouns

cis person: he's a hesbian? doesn't that just make him a straight guy? 😡😡
person with at least 10 oz of brain: uhh, last time i checked, pronouns don't always equal gender? that's not a man? how did you get into my house?

by k66gunso September 12, 2020

Hussian

Very sexy and cute and loyal might become a future King sometime

He such a Hussian

by Layal1977 November 13, 2019