by Danico888 July 5, 2018
Get the Herfmug. Usually said with a hard ‘r’ in this connotation, typically denoting a large blonde white guy who claims one of the hottest blonde buses at your local Italian joint, unfortunately stretching her out so that only he can pound her. Essentially breaking her in and customizing her.
“Hey look, the superior Herf is here.”
“Oh no, he’s looking right at me and smiling.”
Immediately proceeds to go into walk-in refrigerator and lock himself in until ‘Herf’ leaves the establishment.
“Oh no, he’s looking right at me and smiling.”
Immediately proceeds to go into walk-in refrigerator and lock himself in until ‘Herf’ leaves the establishment.
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
Get the Herfmug. It is discribed as "Fucking the fucked"; To have sexual intercourse with a fucked up person. May sound unusual in a way to make people just say: "Was that a threaten?" or Having no idea of what has been said..
DUDE!? I totally saw you and ashley herfing the derf with each other.
Parents: Did you do anything dirty in tha room?
Me: No? I was just Herfing The Derf
Parents: Oh Okay good?
Parents: Did you do anything dirty in tha room?
Me: No? I was just Herfing The Derf
Parents: Oh Okay good?
by TheGuyWhoCanTalkLikeThis August 7, 2011
Get the Herfing the derfmug.