Herf

Usually said with a hard ‘r’ in this connotation, typically denoting a large blonde white guy who claims one of the hottest blonde buses at your local Italian joint, unfortunately stretching her out so that only he can pound her. Essentially breaking her in and customizing her.

“Hey look, the superior Herf is here.”

“Oh no, he’s looking right at me and smiling.”
Immediately proceeds to go into walk-in refrigerator and lock himself in until ‘Herf’ leaves the establishment.

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Herf-Derf

An idiot.
One who makes stupid remarks.

Also known as a douchebag.

whata herf-derf!

by shakesbakes June 2, 2009

Herfew

A curfew placed on a man by his girlfriend or spouse.

No man, i can play poker tonight... i got an 8 o'clock herfew

by Pyromancy5 January 12, 2009

Herføl Locos

A gang with headquarter in Hvaler, Norway. They are hated, feared, hunted, but most of all loved. Rumor has it that they love booze and Madame Blanche.

Ey, Wato! Herføl Locos are coming tonight. Better be under the radar.

HL 4 LIFE

by HL4LIFE November 27, 2011

Herfike

1. (n.) Herfike- Someone who thinks they are cute.

2. (v.) Herfiked- The act of randomly hanging up on someone because you're bored.

(n.) Fag 1: Dude, look at that it. It has on a sweater-vest on.
Fag 2: Wow, watta herfike.

(v.) Fag 1: Sooooo-
*Fag 2 just randomly hangs up*
Fag 1: ?!?! What just happened? Oh, I think Fag 2 just herfiked me! Watta fag.

by Water Chestnut December 14, 2010

Herfer

Any white old fat man capable of blowing fat clouds with a cigar

That guy over there looks like such a herfer

by Big Herfer 420 May 18, 2018

Herfadorium

A venue in which cigars may be smoked in relaxed and social setting.

After dinner, the gentlemen retired to the herfadorium to enjoy fine Cuban cigars.

by Oscar Habana July 15, 2019