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It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.

"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."

"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."

"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."

"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."

"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
by Øne November 9, 2007
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A nuisance, high IQdeez nuts” set up. Founded by the sultan of slaps SNAPGHOST.
Did you hear about Herbert??”
“Who?”
“Herbert you you suck deez nuts
“Really bruh..”
by SnappyG December 15, 2022
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A badass boot by Brahma that has a low cut "skate shoe" appearance, but has steel toe and steel shank sole support.
I thought he was wearing some pussy Vans, but as soon as that ANSI rated steel toe connected with my forehead, I was out cold. Now I swear by herberts my self.
by SkullWolf August 13, 2006
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you're a Herbert, tuff
by laftypop February 15, 2020
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Herbert is going to be killed off in Season 7. HOORAY!!
by Alright Thazzit January 18, 2008
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When a man sticks his fist in another man's ass.
-Man, i could really go for a herbert right now

-really? me too!

-awesome! i'll go get the gloves
by le gooch September 30, 2008
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When you have sex with someone and a little boy at the same time
A sex move like a felther which is something you can do with a Herbert cake Herbert pie
by Stancer October 10, 2008
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