Herbert

Highly intelligent. Apt to fields of medicine, IT and History.

Compassionate to a fault. Sensual beyond measure. Loving, appreciative and extremely kind.
Herberts born in the early 70's and residing in the DC Metro area.
by Herb's Pumpkin February 03, 2010
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A Herbert

A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.
My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.

In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.

I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend
by Mick Ryan September 18, 2014
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Herbert

Someone with huge nipples. They usually wear really tight clothes so you can see it more clearly.
"What's that?"

Oh it's Herbert, his nipples are in the way...
by itcanbeunseentruth October 20, 2011
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The Star Trek reference to Kirk being called a Herbert could not have been the point when Star Trek 'jumped the shark' as the term was not coined until 1977 when the Fonz actually jumped a shark!
You are a Herbert!
by j0hn52 December 08, 2015
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A Herbert is a person who at times may be dorky, a loser, says things that they believe are funny..but arent. In most cases a Herbert is a Russell.
You. are. such. A. Herbert.
by English Partner :) December 08, 2010
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Herberted

A word used in a situation where someone says something that is pedophile-like and perverted at the same time. Family Guy's own Herbert the Pervert was an inspiration in the creation of this word.
Bigan- "Mmmmm I'd like to drug him up with Tylenol and put him in my van and trade him for candy."

Yahs- "Whoaaaaa. You're awfully Herberted there, Bigan."
by datingsitepredator November 20, 2011
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Herbert

the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.
"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"

"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."

"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
by thedouchies May 18, 2009
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