Hemorrhoid

A type of inflation and punishment!

Tate has major hemorrhoid issues

Hemorrhoid by Clemsonby99 February 21, 2022

Hemorrhoid

What to call people instead of "asshole" because assholes have very important purposes in life. Hemorrhoids are nothing but useless pieces of flesh that hang around and cause pain, and suffering.

They are such a hemorrhoid for voting against women's rights.

They are such a hemorrhoid for eating the last slice of pizza.

My ex is a gaslighting hemorrhoid.

Hemorrhoid by Girlwithamission June 26, 2022

hemorrhoid miner 

a gay guy
see: turd burgular

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.

hemorrhoid miner by Phtchnce January 5, 2005

Hemorrhoid porn 

When someone has a large hemorrhoid and participates in anal love

Dude is that blood ?
Yea I went all in that hemorrhoid porn.

Hemorrhoid porn by Breyez13 August 13, 2017

Hemorrhoid Farts 

A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.

Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!

Hemorrhoid Farts by indieguru February 21, 2009

hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.

Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.

hemorrhoid butter by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

hemorrhoid heart 

When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.

Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.

hemorrhoid heart by shitabrick December 22, 2009