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What to call people instead of "asshole" because assholes have very important purposes in life. Hemorrhoids are nothing but useless pieces of flesh that hang around and cause pain, and suffering.
They are such a hemorrhoid for voting against women's rights.

They are such a hemorrhoid for eating the last slice of pizza.

My ex is a gaslighting hemorrhoid.
by Girlwithamission June 26, 2022
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