Haywards Heath

The armpit of West Sussex.

Formerly a well respected, safe and happy town, it is now the home of drug dealers, chavs, snobs and rough council estates like Bentswood.

Haywards Heath was a nice town years ago man, now it's the biggest shithole going.

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

tobin heath

The most skilled player on the U.S. Women's National Team

Tobin Heath could nutmeg you any day.

by TobinPowellHeath June 11, 2016

Heated Gamer Moment

When your true gamer comes out to say some of the most based things in the world. This happens when you ascend to the next level of gaming.

Brody: Luke, why did you just say 16 different racial slurs?

Luke: Sorry, I just had a heated gamer moment.

by LukeDaNoob March 19, 2021

Heat seat

The uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.

Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.

Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.

by the comand'r October 15, 2016

Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.

"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."

by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018

Heather

The name Heather refers to a song by Conan Gray. In the song, the person he has a crush on doesn’t like him back because they like Heather. He says that he wishes he were Heather because everybody always seems to like her. When someone says that you’re Heather, they mean that everybody can’t help but like you.

She’s the Heather of her school
I wish I was a Heather

by Ms537 August 14, 2020

heat waves

A dreamnotfound, or dream and georgenotfound (2 minecraft youtubers), fanfic involving 2 best friends that end up falling for each other through the heat waves that are affecting dream's brain.

have you heard of heat waves?

I burn you? ...you melt me.

by Stale Popcorn November 14, 2020