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helm's alee

A nautical term, used in sailing when tacking (also called coming about). The helmsman first signals the intent to tack by shouting, "Ready about!" When the crew responds, "Ready," then the helmsman will signal that he or she is beginning to come about by shouting, "Helm's alee!"
I heard the helmsman shout, "Helm's alee," and I released the mainsheet.
by cathbath August 18, 2011
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helm cheese

when ones self doesnt wash their "peice" properlly.. by pulling back the fore skin and removing dried up cum. If failure to do so persists then the dried up cum will create a rather bad smell of cheese around the helmet
"hey dan, can u smell my helm cheese"
"jesus christ it smells like cheese"
by Bad man mofo G November 29, 2003
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Helm of Pelm

The helm of pelm was worn by a great gnome whom with others, rode the Schmebulock to victory.
by Torkle Thunderflinger September 4, 2012
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Helm Stick

Helm Stick is a colloquialism for a human penis. The use of the term can be traced to central Oklahoma during the early part of the 21st century. Often times the term is used in jokes or in describing a penis of smaller than average size.
He gave her some Helm Stick.
by Claybob March 12, 2008
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helm of disintegration

A magical warcraft item that only exists on family guy. Also, cannot be used by paladins. apparently incredibly erotic.
Lois: I'm a naughty school girl, and i need to be punished!
Peter: i'm a level eighty paladin... something something something helm of disintegration.
Lois: Paladins can't wield the helm of disintegration!
by noctus_vampyro November 23, 2011
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Helm's Deep

When a movie or TV show tries to build up tension for a big battle by reiterating how hopeless a cause it is, and how much everyone's definitely going to die, until the viewer wants to scream GET TO THE DAMN FIGHT ALREADY. Named after the Battle of Helm's Deep in The Two Towers from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Extra points if it's a TV show that gives the audience blue balls by making them wait another week for the entire battle.
"Man, that Game of Thrones episode really built up the hopelessness of the battle to the point where I was annoyed, they totally Helm's Deeped us."
by brightestconstellation April 21, 2019
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Nigga Helm

The helm used by the holy niggas to escape their plantations, often now picked up in virtual worlds by the holy nigga adventurers.
"Ay bruh you got that Nigga Helm?"
"Ye bruh this Nigga Helm mad lit lmao"
by th4i December 29, 2018
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