3 definitions by noctus_vampyro
A magical warcraft item that only exists on family guy. Also, cannot be used by paladins. apparently incredibly erotic.
Lois: I'm a naughty school girl, and i need to be punished!
Peter: i'm a level eighty paladin... something something something helm of disintegration.
Lois: Paladins can't wield the helm of disintegration!
Peter: i'm a level eighty paladin... something something something helm of disintegration.
Lois: Paladins can't wield the helm of disintegration!
by noctus_vampyro November 24, 2011
i love to stick my man parts in female parts!!!!!
it's sexy when two ladies put their female parts in each other's mouths
it's sexy when two ladies put their female parts in each other's mouths
by noctus_vampyro November 24, 2011
1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS
by noctus_vampyro November 24, 2011