She is loose. She has a small lady penis. She clam jams for her friends. However, she is a virgin and will be for a long time.
I was trying to get with this one girl, but then her ugly-ass friend, Helga, came and totally gave me a softie. Then she tried to fuck me.
by Bogren March 12, 2013
A tall, hot, thicc, blonde woman. Usually of Scandinavian or Central European dissent. The kind of woman that’ll bench press a full grown elephant and crush watermelons with her legs.
by Big Hombre August 25, 2021
Dude i went on a date with this girl and i got a Helga in the movie theater, It was the best Helga i have ever gotten before.
by Boogieman Gemma July 29, 2010
by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 21, 2017
Rumor has it that a guy woke up after a college party (in Germany) to find that his girlfriend had left him for another man. And in his stupor, he wandered around the campus calling "Helga?!" Slang in Germany for an "easy" female. Often times over heard toward the end of parties or as the evening winds down. Single males may exclaim "Helga?" trying to get some action before the night is through... this IS a last ditch effort.
by gnukner September 26, 2007
by EvilTwinKatie2 December 07, 2010