Heinz

A dick head

Elizabeth: Heinz, you're a dick head.

by ufijkncjkdsc May 31, 2019

Heinz

One who will try many different ways to catch fish (throws everything in their tackle box at them), but at the end will always go back to live bait.

Peter, is pulling a Heinz again, he can't catch a fish unless it's with live bait.

by Whisperer January 27, 2009

heinz 57

Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.

That guy has irish, italian, french, native american, and african in him, so he's a heinz 57

by Russell Berry August 16, 2004

Heinz Doofenshmirtz

A character on Disney's TV show, Phineas and Ferb. He has incredibly illogical plans to take over the tri-state area. He also purchased a certificate that says he is a doctor. In a nutshell, "He gets waaaaay too much alimony".

My name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

by Chungalunga choo choo December 17, 2012

Heinz Sight

Having regrets about putting too much ketchup on your burger

damn, getting Heinz sight. this is really good though

by MittensButItsNotTaken September 22, 2017

Heinz-57

Someone who is mixed with 2 or more different nationalities; completely mixed with various ethnic backrounds.

Girl 1: I'm just straight up white, how about you?

Girl 2: Me? I'm a Heinz-57. I don't know half of my backround!

by bloodymarie April 15, 2010

Heinz beans

The best beans in the world

Heinz beans are so nice I swear there classs there like the god of beans

by Heinz😝 December 01, 2019