heiniesight

A small child’s term for hindsight.

I get all that now in heiniesight, Mama!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

Heidy

The must beautiful and amazing girl you'll ever meet. She'll go above and beyond for you without question, but get on her bad side and you'll regret it. She doesn't forgive easy and loves unconditionally. No matter how much you try to, she's irreplaceable and truly one of a kind

Omg my girl Heidy is such a sweetheart I can't believe I got so lucky

by Butter.dog November 23, 2020

Heinrich

A very difficult name to pronounce if you don't find out the way to pronounce it. Also means power in Jewish and German

They're smart,competitive as well as brutally honest with their criticism. They always like to be technical as well as creative.

Their spirit animal will always be one that consists with having eternal love and devotion for their mate.

So... You get the vague idea on what their like in their relationships. Though when hurt they become conservative. Also they're flirts and would want to know how to treat you right.

He will always put things into perspective when needed and even if you didn't know that you needed it.

So always appreciate the Heinrich's cause you'd be lucky if you have one

by Freak_gotstyle135 September 15, 2018

Heinskitz Velvet

In Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when examining the tank, Heinskitz Velvet was the name that Ace made up when talking to the reporters.

Heinskitz Velvet, trainer of dolphins.

by Makecheeze June 10, 2009

Heinous Anus

The sensation that one's sphincter is actually aflame, usually occurring after eating bad tex-mex, taking a really nasty shit, or pulling the Steve-O Bottle Rocket stunt from JACKASS NUMBER TWO...

GUY1: Dude, why did I have to go to Chipotle on my lunch break? Now I've got to sit through this board meeting with my heinous anus! My Asshole must look like a cigarette burn on the Sunday morning comics!

by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010

Heinekin farts

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.

Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.

A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.

by keifermail April 15, 2014