Hinkerdinkel

German for tic-tac sized penis

Suck my hinkerdinkel

by Penis boy September 6, 2017

Heineken Remover

The drunk version of the Heimlich Maneuver. Coined one night during a party in the woods by a drunk party attendee when some one started choking on a joint, then drank some beer too quickly and started choking.

This was followed with 20 years worth of ball busting and made a great story.

"Hey, you better stop choking or I will have to give you the Heineken Remover to save you"

by formfeeder July 24, 2008

Henken

To Henken, (Or to Donna for a girl) is to tell the same story to the same audience more than once

Dude, you just Henkened, you already told me about your friend from South Dakota

by bhurls24 October 22, 2008

Heinecant

When you drink too much Heineken and you are unable to obtain an erection or ejaculate.

"I drank to much Heineken at the bar I pulled a Heinecant when I got home with Sally."

by Dekman August 26, 2006

Heineken player

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.

"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"

by Next BANTER!!! September 22, 2011

Faith Henke

A Girl most known for being a butthole and having large amounts of monster cans on her wall. She doesn’t know how to spell that well and her hand writing is monstrous.

Faith Henke would most likely stop in the middle of talking to you to do a Tiktok Dance

by porcupinepee June 9, 2021

Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.

I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012