Hooters

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by Wjio August 5, 2003

Hooters Girl Opportunity Window

The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."

by bobandbill July 12, 2011

Hooters

Main eating establishment for men whose girlfriends have small breasts.

"Hooters makes me happy! Wish my damn wife had some tits."

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

Hooters

melons, juggs, balloons, implants, honkers, XL breasts

O sweet mama! she got hooters. can u say sucky sucky baby.

by Iron Pimp December 10, 2003

hooters

a woman's breasts(jocular)

Her hooters were almost perfectly sized.

by Light Joker March 2, 2005

Hooters is catering

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Hooters Flu

The act of going drinking at a Hooters establishment, getting intoxicated and then calling in sick the next day. These flu like symptoms quickly appear after these Hooters visits and then magically disappear two days after said visit. Hooters flu is not contagious and only lasts for one business day.

"John Doe" goes drinking at Hooters Sunday to watch football.

Monday he emails the team:
"I'm not feeling well to attend work today, will take the day off"

This is a case of "Hooters Flu"

by KLO_ March 19, 2009