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jennifer love hewitt

hot as hell, got big boobies and looks innocent until behind closed doors.
for one night with jennifer love hewitt...ill give up one testicle
by dannneee September 30, 2005
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Steve Hewitt

Drummer to the band Placebo, bandmates of Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal. Played on some of Placebo's demo tapes, but was unable to join band because prior commitments to the band Breed. After Breed found out they were crap and Placebo got rid of their drummer Robert Schultzberg Hewitt joined the band forever. Is now married to his two husbands Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal.
OMG, did you see Placebos gig(?), Steve Hewitt made me come in my pants!!!111
by Mariah Arieux June 11, 2006
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homo-hesitant

Thing 1: There's a bunch of gay guys in our building. I'm assuming they're gay; they were in speedos. But it's cool. They'll probably make great neighbors.
Thing 2: OMG, you're totally homo-hesitant!
by A Bailey Rae November 11, 2010
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Heritage School

Heritage School is an educational institution in central Texas that serves as a breeding ground for future WASPs. Heritage prides itself on an uncanny ability to create students guided by a sense of false entitlement and misguided purpose, referred to as Hupomone.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.
"Hey, why do you think Heritage School students and faculty are so elitist and feel entitled to being the best private school in Fredericksburg?"

"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."

"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"

"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”
by jackson.bernard February 17, 2014
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Heritage Middle School

by pheny March 17, 2019
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heitger

1) part way evolved 50% chimp, 50% human, often identified by having a bike, broad shoulders and huge hands. Name tags are often not put on straight. Will put blue tac in your key hole as a defence mechanism. Stars in King Kong movies.

2) Thinks they are the most important thing under the sun, does not care about your opinion especially if you are are on duty course.
"Should we rotate Heitger's name tag? Nah, he will put blue tac in your key hole, it's not worth it!"
by skankhunt49 October 13, 2020
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storm heitman

To laugh out loud when no1 else is laughing and when its not even funny
mrs oehling: today were learning about greece

Storm:AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

everyone else: .............
by t benzy April 10, 2003
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