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Hedonism Bot

One of the greatest but most underrated characters on Futurama. Known for being completely golden, always lying down, even while walking, almost always munching on grapes, and always rejoicing at anything and everything that brings him entertainment or pleasure.
Some of Hedonism Bot's best quotes are:

I apologize for nothing!

Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent! And just when I was beginning to lose interest... Djambi, the chocolate icing!

Oh, sirrah, how deliciously absurd!
by Gaaraofthedamned November 14, 2011
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Hoedom

The geographic area in which a permiscuous woman residies and maintains her reign. Within these lands, even after her death, her legacy will remain.
"Look hoe, everything the light touches is yours. This is your hoedom."
by cl0ud9 September 2, 2017
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hedo

An adjective used to describe an incident where the turn of event resulted in the pleasure of one. Term used from "Hedonist/Hedonism".
Person 1 " Dude, what are you up to tonight?"
Person 2 " Probably get hammered, watch the game and nail my wife"
Person 1 " That's so Hedo, I love it!"

or

Person 1 " I was so Hedo last night, I got head from my girl and didn't return the favor"
by MarkthePoet January 13, 2008
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hedonist

Those who seek fulfilment through pleasure in life.

See also: epicurean
I am a dirty hedonist. Take off your pants and lather yourself in this chocolate syrup.
by Rusty March 4, 2005
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Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu

Commonly mistaken for a good basketball player, Hedo Turkoglu is a 6"10, unathletic sloth who gets paid $10 000 000/year (US) by the Toronto Raptors to dribble around the top of the key, take contested 3 pointers early in the shot-clock, and clumsily drive the to basket while utilizing his 11 inch vertical to pass the ball to the perimeter.

Once considered a key piece to an Orlando team which made the 2009 NBA Finals, Hedo is better known as a %40.00 Field Goal shooter throughout his career, who has benefited from being surrounded with elite talents such as Tim Duncan and Dwight Howard in order to mask his many deficiencies as a player. Once securing a large contract with a Toronto Raptors team that was unable to disguise his weaknesses, Hedo was exposed for the lazy, selfish, sub-par athlete he truly is. This was exemplified in his decision to fake a stomach illness in a game the Toronto Raptors lost by 1 point in the 2009-2010 season, to go clubbing. Toronto ended up missing the playoffs by 1 game.
Jack Armstrong: "Hedo, please explain why, in an 82 game season, were you able to play 1, solid all-around basketball game....against the New York Knicks no less?"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu: "Ball"

Jay Triano: "Hedo, are you reviewing your tapes from the LA game"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu (on the couch, eating Pizza and drinking sprite like the lazy, selfish, lying sloth he is): "yes coach"
by porneggs May 5, 2010
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Hedomite

A person who constantly interacts with women with the sole aim of getting into an intimate relationship with them, however always gets friend zoned at the end.
“I feel so bad for Henry, he’s such a hedomite!”
Henry said “oh I hate being a hedomite”
by Saviour Sam March 12, 2019
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Hedmark

Hedmark is a county in Eastern Norway. It is the third biggest county of 20 counties, and the capital of it is Hamar(town). It is located in the Eastern part of Norway.
"What is Hedmark?" - person 1
"A county in Norway." - person 2
by livinginhedmark January 2, 2012
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